Wedding Wonder Worker Gifts

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Boat wedding.

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Cake Escape

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

Hi. Can a maitre d' marry people, like a ship's captain? ? ? Menu.

I know it was the biggest moment in your life, but honey - our wedding was six months ago.

Take Away Wedding Cake 50p.

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"So,what's so important that you want me to give you a couple of hours off work this afternoon?"

With his wife ready to give birth, and the Egyptians on his heels, Moses performs the first "Sea"-section.

'Darling, you look like a .... princess!'

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

"Oops!"

Bride getting ready for her wedding.

Bridezilla

"You may now begin venting about each other's wedding-prep behavior."

Miss Jones, get me another eyebrow.

"Daddy, I know you gave me away, but can you take me back?"

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'

'Yes! I can tell you why these two shouldn't be married. They stole those outfits from my formal wear store!'

"I'll get back to you, I'm at a fairly important meeting"

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