Wedding Wonder Worker T-Shirts

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Boat wedding.

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Cake Escape

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

I know it was the biggest moment in your life, but honey - our wedding was six months ago.

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

Take Away Wedding Cake 50p.

"So,what's so important that you want me to give you a couple of hours off work this afternoon?"

Bridezilla

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

Miss Jones, get me another eyebrow.

Bride getting ready for her wedding.

"Oops!"

'Darling, you look like a .... princess!'

"You may now begin venting about each other's wedding-prep behavior."

"Daddy, I know you gave me away, but can you take me back?"

Wedding Special: Buy one get your next one free

"I'll get back to you, I'm at a fairly important meeting"

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'

Motorcycle Faith Healer