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Take Away Wedding Cake 50p.

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Cake Escape

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"You'll do."

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"

"You like woodwork class then, son?"

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

"He just rang to say carry on without him and he'll see us at the reception."

'Are we breaking up so soon?'

'It could be the wedding of the century!'

"Bert's Bakery? I think there's a pissed-off Bucks Party somewhere, standing around our wedding cake."

Always a pleasure to supply your wedding cakes, Mabel, the usual is it?

First, get an official marriage certificate, and I'll be happy to perform the ceremony.

'I just don't think it appropriate to have your old divorce lawyer as your best man.'

For better or for worse till debt do you part...

'I want a big wedding with all the trimmings! So you're going to have to find a better paid career.'

Two brides on wedding cake.

"I don't know who to choose to give me away - my biological father, my adoptive father, or my stepfather."

'I always come to work when I'm sick... I can't see wasting my sick leave being sick.'

"He's in the middle of a big hand! Is it important?"