Wedding Planner Wunderkind Gifts

Take Away Wedding Cake 50p.

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Wedding disaster #27.

Cake Escape

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

"You'll do."

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

Hi. Can a maitre d' marry people, like a ship's captain? ? ? Menu.

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

Terri and Glenn devise a way to make those tough final choice on their wedding guest list.

"You like woodwork class then, son?"

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'It could be the wedding of the century!'

'Are we breaking up so soon?'

"He just rang to say carry on without him and he'll see us at the reception."

"Bert's Bakery? I think there's a pissed-off Bucks Party somewhere, standing around our wedding cake."

Always a pleasure to supply your wedding cakes, Mabel, the usual is it?

'I just don't think it appropriate to have your old divorce lawyer as your best man.'

'I want a big wedding with all the trimmings! So you're going to have to find a better paid career.'

For better or for worse till debt do you part...

Two brides on wedding cake.

First, get an official marriage certificate, and I'll be happy to perform the ceremony.

"I don't know who to choose to give me away - my biological father, my adoptive father, or my stepfather."

'I always come to work when I'm sick... I can't see wasting my sick leave being sick.'