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'Now what?'

"Can you give me a little extra today, sir? - I'm getting married tomorrow."

"Do I have fourteen days to change my mind if I don't like being married?"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Boat wedding.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

Trick or treat surprise.

I know it was the biggest moment in your life, but honey - our wedding was six months ago.

"So,what's so important that you want me to give you a couple of hours off work this afternoon?"

'Darling, you look like a .... princess!'

'Hang on a minute! I'm suposed to be the best man.'

'But how could the witch fit Hansel into her microwave?'

"Oops!"

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

Bride getting ready for her wedding.

"You may now begin venting about each other's wedding-prep behavior."

"Where's Timmy Turkey? He's missing out on a splendid Christmas feast!"

'Here's the difference between sommelier school and the real world: I just got asked to recommend a vegan wine to pair with a bacon double cheeseburger.'

"When we got married, you said we'd be in the lap of luxury...but here we are, in the butt of bankruptcy!"

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

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A Snowman about to have some Snowflakes breakfast cereal

"The first winter is always the toughest."

S is for snow

"That has to be the largest wedding cake I've ever seen. Just how many guests did they invite?"