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"So,what's so important that you want me to give you a couple of hours off work this afternoon?"

Boat wedding.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Home Sweet Home

Quantum Psychic

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

'Romeo and Julietta'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

"FREEDOM!!!"

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

'I just think we should be together'.

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

Bridal bootcamp

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

'Soooo, what about a romantic flight under the sun this morning?'

'Ready; aim...'

Owl and the Pussy Cat, "You sure she's got a friend ?"