Fantasy Wedding Dreamer T-Shirts

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Shepherd and eurydice

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"You left this on our ship."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Mr. Right!"

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Boat wedding.

Don Quixote

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Robocop and Juliet.

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Sinking with your heart

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"