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'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Mr. Right!"

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Boat wedding.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Asking out a palm reader.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Quantum Psychic

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Awkward First Dates

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'Romeo and Julietta'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

Sinking with your heart

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

'Can we move over there?'

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

You're the cream in my coffee.

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.