Nuptial Dreamer Prints

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Mr. Right!"

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Boat wedding.

Asking out a palm reader.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Quantum Psychic

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

Awkward First Dates

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

Sinking with your heart

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

'Romeo and Julietta'

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Can we move over there?'

You're the cream in my coffee.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication