Wedding Day Dreamers Prints

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Boat wedding.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

Bridal bootcamp

Preachers with far too much input

"....'Sickness, health? ... better, worse... richer, poorer?'... how about leaving me some wiggle room!"

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

Training the Bride's Train Bearers

I know it was the biggest moment in your life, but honey - our wedding was six months ago.

"So,what's so important that you want me to give you a couple of hours off work this afternoon?"

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

"Oops!"

Bride getting ready for her wedding.

A couple honeymooning in Venice fails to notice the gondolier has been left behind.

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

"Heavens! I'd better rush home. my phone may be ringing."

"There it is, darling, our unspoilt tropical island holiday home for the next two weeks."

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."

'When I said I liked the idea of touring the West Country for our honeymoon, you didn't say it was a tour for darts matches!'

"We found we really missed going to the theatre and eating in nice restaurants, so we gave our kids away."

Submarine and Mermaid

'I like a man of few words. 'I do' would be enough for me.'

A bride and groom riding a giant fish