Wedding Dreamers Gifts

"So,what's so important that you want me to give you a couple of hours off work this afternoon?"

Boat wedding.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Quantum Psychic

'Romeo and Julietta'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

"FREEDOM!!!"

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

'I just think we should be together'.

Bridal bootcamp

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

'Soooo, what about a romantic flight under the sun this morning?'

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

Owl and the Pussy Cat, "You sure she's got a friend ?"

Training the Bride's Train Bearers

'Ready; aim...'