Wedding Wonderers Mugs

'Now what?'

"Can you give me a little extra today, sir? - I'm getting married tomorrow."

"Do I have fourteen days to change my mind if I don't like being married?"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Boat wedding.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

Hi. Can a maitre d' marry people, like a ship's captain? ? ? Menu.

I know it was the biggest moment in your life, but honey - our wedding was six months ago.

Trick or treat surprise.

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

"So,what's so important that you want me to give you a couple of hours off work this afternoon?"

Bride getting ready for her wedding.

"Oops!"

'Darling, you look like a .... princess!'

'But how could the witch fit Hansel into her microwave?'

'Hang on a minute! I'm suposed to be the best man.'

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

"You may now begin venting about each other's wedding-prep behavior."

"Where's Timmy Turkey? He's missing out on a splendid Christmas feast!"

'And do we really need scarves for warmth? And what's with the stove top hats?!'

"The first winter is always the toughest."

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

A Snowman about to have some Snowflakes breakfast cereal

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'Here's the difference between sommelier school and the real world: I just got asked to recommend a vegan wine to pair with a bacon double cheeseburger.'

"Solar diet."

'Yes! I can tell you why these two shouldn't be married. They stole those outfits from my formal wear store!'