Wedding Wonderer Mugs

The often misunderstood cultural practice of rearranged marriages.

"Traditionally, you cut the bottom layer at the wedding reception, the middle layer at your first child's Christening, and the top layer to celebrate your divorce settlement."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Little help?"

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Boat wedding.

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

Musical Pipe

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

"Baldo, check it out...it's advice for people who've won the lottery."

I know it was the biggest moment in your life, but honey - our wedding was six months ago.

"So,what's so important that you want me to give you a couple of hours off work this afternoon?"

Camelot Arms Fair

Bride getting ready for her wedding.

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

'Darling, you look like a .... princess!'

Don Quichotte's shadow

"You may now begin venting about each other's wedding-prep behavior."

"Oops!"

Word Of God

A man climbs a tree to try to blow out the sun.

"Never drink on an empty stomach. Have some cake."