Wedding Wonderer Gifts

The often misunderstood cultural practice of rearranged marriages.

Hi. Can a maitre d' marry people, like a ship's captain? ? ? Menu.

"Traditionally, you cut the bottom layer at the wedding reception, the middle layer at your first child's Christening, and the top layer to celebrate your divorce settlement."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Little help?"

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Boat wedding.

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

Musical Pipe

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

I know it was the biggest moment in your life, but honey - our wedding was six months ago.

"Baldo, check it out...it's advice for people who've won the lottery."

"So,what's so important that you want me to give you a couple of hours off work this afternoon?"

Camelot Arms Fair

Bride getting ready for her wedding.

Don Quichotte's shadow

"You may now begin venting about each other's wedding-prep behavior."

'Darling, you look like a .... princess!'

Word Of God

Tinkerbell's Baby Picture.

"Good lord, we found the queen!"

"Oops!"