Wedding Wonder Gifts

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"Now remember, let me do the talking. I've been through this before.. Twice."

'Darling, you look like a .... princess!'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Boat wedding.

Keith Floyd.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

Dating in Oz

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

Hi. Can a maitre d' marry people, like a ship's captain? ? ? Menu.

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

"So,what's so important that you want me to give you a couple of hours off work this afternoon?"

Book and magician

'Hang on a minute! I'm suposed to be the best man.'

"You may now begin venting about each other's wedding-prep behavior."

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

"I could never go wireless."

Taxes

'If you've got a problem with the way I run things around here, take it up with my nanny.'

'I've got a large disposable income.'

'Yes! I can tell you why these two shouldn't be married. They stole those outfits from my formal wear store!'

"I'll get back to you, I'm at a fairly important meeting"

"An interesting blend. . . notes of dry corn and overtones of dandelion leaf. . . essences of barley. . . a playful cabbage beetle finish."

"Let's forget the Wizard and go see Dr. Oz!"

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'