Wedding Wonder Pillows

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"Now remember, let me do the talking. I've been through this before.. Twice."

'Darling, you look like a .... princess!'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Boat wedding.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Dating in Oz

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

"So,what's so important that you want me to give you a couple of hours off work this afternoon?"

'Hang on a minute! I'm suposed to be the best man.'

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

Book and magician

"You may now begin venting about each other's wedding-prep behavior."

"I could never go wireless."

Taxes

'I've got a large disposable income.'

'If you've got a problem with the way I run things around here, take it up with my nanny.'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"I'll get back to you, I'm at a fairly important meeting"

"An interesting blend. . . notes of dry corn and overtones of dandelion leaf. . . essences of barley. . . a playful cabbage beetle finish."

'We feel that as it matures, it will start yielding higher denominations.'

"I don't mind them sending me to my room, but then they shut down my wifi."

"Don't rush me, I can't find nothing to wear."