Wizardry Wonder Pillows

Dating in Oz

"Have you seen my toothbrush dearest?"

WARDEN, ''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'I think Dad's pulling my leg -- he said there were books BEFORE Harry Potter.'

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

The Art Student.

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Home depot."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Astral Projection

Nerd tryouts.

Newt sale

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Mantis Love

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Keith Floyd.

"This will be a tricky operation."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Phoenix

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'I like to wear women's collars.'