Wizardry Wonder Pillows

Dating in Oz

"Have you seen my toothbrush dearest?"

WARDEN, ''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

The Art Student.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Home depot."

Nerd tryouts.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Newt sale

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Mantis Love

"This will be a tricky operation."

Phoenix

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'I like to wear women's collars.'

Obama of Oz.

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.