Wizard Wonder Pillows

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Nerd tryouts.

Miss America IQ Pageant

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

D.I.Y

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

Obama of Oz.

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Always the wise guy.'

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

Dog Walker

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'