Wizard Wonderer Mugs

"Besides rust, do you have any pre-existing conditions?"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Snow Devil

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Macbeth: Take Two

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Ice Skater

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Traffic Cone Monsters

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Rockefeller Center."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

'You are doing it wrong.'

"Who. Who. Who. Or is it Whom?"

Socially distanced sledding

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

Obama of Oz.

Christmas tree exchange

"It's a witch, all right. So do we burn, bake or poach it?"

Hanukkah tree