Wedding Wanderer Mugs

"You may now begin venting about each other's wedding-prep behavior."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Pigeon Little

Boat wedding.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Push for Disco...

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

See you at Charing Cross!

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

"I know. I miss him, too."

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

Doubledecker bus stop

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

"You don't have to say anthing, but anything you do say may later be used in court by a divorce lawyer."

Church: Open Sundays

Hot Rinzelophtats

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

New York Gondolier

"Can you give me some you haven't chewed on already."

Leaving New York

'What wine goes well with red meat?'

"What do you mean 'no way'?"

'He heard the question, Reverend. He's sleeping on it.'

'You spoil those pigeons.'

"So,what's so important that you want me to give you a couple of hours off work this afternoon?"