Marriage Journeyer Mugs

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"OK, now what?"

Filling up.

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

Mrs. Almighty.

Alf and Misery Guts

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

Too Weird to Have a Husband

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

'Happy anniversary! It's a season pass for us to go to marriage counseling.'

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

'We tried living together, but that didn't work so we've decided to get married.'

"You may now begin venting about each other's wedding-prep behavior."

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"He's the guy I'm interested in. He's just not the kind of guy I'm interested in."

"There's no other woman! That's whale you smell!"

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

'I've no problem finding my wife's erogenous zone. It's my wallet.'

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"