Miracle Manager Gifts

Moses Experiences Staff Problems.

"We need a miracle. Who runs that department?"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Team Leader

Cleric with bible briefcase.

"Managing a complex project in these fractious times requires imagination, the first thing I’d like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

"Office of quality assurance"

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

"Things are getting desperate...we have to do something!"

'Treat me easy this morning.'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

Employees need to be treated like adults...

'Are you worried about layoffs?'

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

With his wife ready to give birth, and the Egyptians on his heels, Moses performs the first "Sea"-section.

"...umm, when was the last time somebody cleaned the fridge?!"

"Why should I feel small? I've just been put in charge of the whole Eastern region."

'So, does anyone else have a problem with the way I run this company?'

'That's what I like about the Big Guy - he's usually wrong, but he's never in doubt.'

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

'This is where we bring people we're thinking of hiring as decision makers.'

Motorcycle Faith Healer

Executive's in and out boxes are labeled - One Ear and The Other.

'Shape up. Here comes the boss!'

'Apparently, our meetings do meet the legal definition of torture.'

"Yes. That was great. . . but the real miracle is how my mom can feed us for over a week on Thanksgiving leftovers!"