Medical Miracle Workers Mugs

"Look, I took my own kidney out."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"This will be a tricky operation."

"Managing a complex project in these fractious times requires imagination, the first thing I’d like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

"I was able to consolidate all your prescriptions into a single pill."

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

"When they said the NHS was 'from the cradle to the grave' I didn't think they meant we couldn't retire until we were 108..."

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

'I donated my body to science..'

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

Childbirth and Covid 19

Emma is very happy that the doctor will finally remove the growth on Daddy's nose but she's also a little sad to see it go...

Maternity Ward - Push Hard.

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

'What do I do now? -- the company I buy my malpractice insurance from is being sued for malpractice!'

'Hard to say how your husband is at this point. We should know more once the bandages come off.'

'And now the anti-aging pill is in the market - tough luck, my dear!'

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Humanitarian Medical Work

A Tax Auditor Prescribes Treatment For A Doctor's Condition

"Follow up appointment... the doctor will be retired by then."

'I can only describe it as one of those symptoms that goes away whenever I see a doctor.'

'Jenkins came back from his vacation a little too decompressed.'

"I'm from Doctors Without Offices."

A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform on display in an Aquarium.

Nurse Feels Guilty Working So Many Hours When So Many Are Unemployed