Medical Miracle Worker Mugs

Outpatient recovery lot

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

Hospital. Emergency. Closed. I'm bleeding and the E.R. is closed, What should I do? Just go home? Suture self!

A Tax Auditor Prescribes Treatment For A Doctor's Condition

'What do I do now? -- the company I buy my malpractice insurance from is being sued for malpractice!'

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

Thank you present

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"This will be a tricky operation."

"Managing a complex project in these fractious times requires imagination, the first thing I’d like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

"I was able to consolidate all your prescriptions into a single pill."

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

"When they said the NHS was 'from the cradle to the grave' I didn't think they meant we couldn't retire until we were 108..."

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

Polio - The Comeback Kid

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

Childbirth and Covid 19

Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases! They've used new discoveries and innovative techniques to cure inherited liver disease

Emma is very happy that the doctor will finally remove the growth on Daddy's nose but she's also a little sad to see it go...

'I donated my body to science..'

Maternity Ward - Push Hard.

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

'Hard to say how your husband is at this point. We should know more once the bandages come off.'

'And now the anti-aging pill is in the market - tough luck, my dear!'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

Humanitarian Medical Work

An aspiring magician as well as a top notch surgeon, Dr.Curmbott always tried the old tablecloth trick after each operation.'

"Follow up appointment... the doctor will be retired by then."

'I can only describe it as one of those symptoms that goes away whenever I see a doctor.'

"Look, I took my own kidney out."