Miracle Maker Mugs

It's true. Some days I feel like creating a miracle, and some days I just feel like helping a dude catch a touchdown pass.

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

"Parting the clutter in your room isn't the same as cleaning it, Moses."

'Cashier' 'Cashier' 'Miracle worker'

"Young Frankenstein"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Newt sale

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Raphael

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

The Frankenstein snowman.

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

"Hmmm...it doesn't have the same gravitas..."

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

Dr. Frankenstein makes the battery hen

Childbirth and Covid 19

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Happy Halloween!

I'll take this one here.

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

Walking on Water

"Me and my family are Equatorists. We worship an imaginary lion that runs around the earth forever."

Lore and legend of the Pennypackers

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

With his wife ready to give birth, and the Egyptians on his heels, Moses performs the first "Sea"-section.