Mini Miracle Maker Mugs

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Exercising

A baby playing on a grand piano

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Outside with that!'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

Child doing the washing up

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

Snake Dress-Up

Playing Doctors.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

'Maybe next time. I never kiss on a first date.'

"So, if you'll just bring me the 3-D printer, I can take it from there."

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

Model Stealth Bomber.

'He's pre-med.'

Caleb at work

Young Houdini

'Hey kid, what are you in for?'

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"

Artists in big spaces paint big canvases, whilst artists in small spaces paint on small ones.