Mini Miracle Maker Prints

'Not bad, Moses, but the Red sea is blue, not red.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Exercising

A baby playing on a grand piano

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Outside with that!'

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

Child doing the washing up

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

It's true. Some days I feel like creating a miracle, and some days I just feel like helping a dude catch a touchdown pass.

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

Snake Dress-Up

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Playing Doctors.

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

"So, if you'll just bring me the 3-D printer, I can take it from there."

"Parting the clutter in your room isn't the same as cleaning it, Moses."

'Maybe next time. I never kiss on a first date.'

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

Model Stealth Bomber.

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

'He's pre-med.'

Young Houdini

Caleb at work

'Hey kid, what are you in for?'

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"