Mini Messy Maker Mugs

Child doing the washing up

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Outside with that!'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Jackson Pollock as a child

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Instant art

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

"Jackson Pollock's diaper"

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

Fishing for Mice

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'Sorry dad - it won't happen again,'

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

"I don't think so, Ted!"

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

"So, if you'll just bring me the 3-D printer, I can take it from there."

'I need something to spill.'

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

The invisible man makes a pancake

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

'I'd like an older brother, please.'