Monarchy Humorist Mugs

'Do you have any idea how UNPATRIOTIC this is?'

'How about a game of cards?'

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

"All rise."

"I've been bounced a few times, but never deposed."

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'Sire, the jester is gesturing at you...'

King and clown engage in role reversal.

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

"That is your will, Your Highness, and this is the will of the people."

'He has mixed feelings about the trophy — it's a lifetime achievement award from the Anarchists' Association.'

"I'll need a volunteer from the audience."

'Let's see ... 'several monarchs form group to request World Bank loans' -- 'Kings Around The Dollar'.'

'Remember when pitchers would walk on their own to and from the mound?'

'Humpty Dumpty hit a wall, and all the kings' men and all the kings' motorcycles' couldn't put him back together again.'

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

'I WARNED you about community organizers!'

'Mother's visiting next week, so I'd like you to lock up all the dissidents.'

'I'm going to have to take a day off - to get married!'

'He's not exactly of noble birth, Daddy, but he IS a slumlord!'

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

Publication of Paine's 'Rights of Man'

Clean for ye Queen

"With respect, Your Majesty's involvement with the Yahoo Bootlovers Group is not conducive to the cohesion of the Empire."

"I've switched from self-flagellation to a high-fiber diet."

"Reason for return?"

I bragged about catching a fish a meter in lenght but it was the size of a sardine.

"Who named him emperor!?"

'Some other king called while you were out -- he said it was important.'

"Hey hey we're the monarchy"