Monarchy Satirist Mugs

'We CAN'T overthrow him -- he owes us money.'

'How about a game of cards?'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Queen to daughter about puppy: 'You won't either name her 'Queenie'!'

CEO slumber

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"That is your will, Your Highness, and this is the will of the people."

The King's New Robes.

'Ever think that if you make another billion you'll be happy, and then you do, but you're not?'

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

'He's not exactly of noble birth, Daddy, but he IS a slumlord!'

'I still think you're lucky -- sitting in the corner isn't much of a punishment for TREASON.'

"We're going to have to erase your search history."

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

Publication of Paine's 'Rights of Man'

Butler takes salmon from the family for the servants to eat

'Some other king called while you were out -- he said it was important.'

POLLS, 'If an election were being held today....'

Clean for ye Queen

"Reason for return?"

"Who named him emperor!?"

'Recreational cycling is such fun!'

"My Kingdom now has an official sponsor."

'Gentlemen, the loyal toast - The Queen, God help her.'

We've got to do something about this terrible drought - I want you to all go home and wash your cars.

"Watch out for his divine right, Kid."

'Of course I didn't announce the election -- it was a secret ballot!'

'There's more to a nation's greatness than good cell phone receptions!'

"Only great wealth can bring you happiness!"

"Regift the bicycle, but put this in my Panama pile."

'Hey, don't feel bad - The world needs buffer states, too!'