Monarchical Humorist Mugs

"It's time to get politics out of money."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

The Evolution of the Bonus

'How about a game of cards?'

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'He takes his organization chart seriously.'

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

Pecking order.

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

"Guess what, Collins? Not my job to remember what I said yesterday."

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

Corporate Flow Charts/Ladders

'Of course, that's just my opinion. It'll be yours, too, if you know what's good for you.'

'We each have our own destiny to fulfill, Baxter, and mine is to control yours.'

'I preferred my old title of Executive Vice-President.'

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

'Your guess is as good as mine, but mine is worth more.'

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

'We harbour few illusions here at Megatron Inc.'

"This year I'm not asking for a raise...I'm going for a change in job title..."

"The buck really stops with him."

Elevator going to either high or low level talks.

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

Organizational Flow Chart: Puppets

'Some men are born great, some achieve greatness, and some are allowed to work for great men like me.'

'I'M THE BOSS! Anyway, I read somewhere that it's important for you to know that.'

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'