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"It's time to get politics out of money."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

The Evolution of the Bonus

'How about a game of cards?'

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'He takes his organization chart seriously.'

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

Pecking order.

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

Corporate Flow Charts/Ladders

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"

"Guess what, Collins? Not my job to remember what I said yesterday."

'We each have our own destiny to fulfill, Baxter, and mine is to control yours.'

'Of course, that's just my opinion. It'll be yours, too, if you know what's good for you.'

'I preferred my old title of Executive Vice-President.'

"The buck really stops with him."

'We harbour few illusions here at Megatron Inc.'

Organizational Flow Chart: Puppets

Elevator going to either high or low level talks.

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

'Your guess is as good as mine, but mine is worth more.'

"This year I'm not asking for a raise...I'm going for a change in job title..."

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

'Some men are born great, some achieve greatness, and some are allowed to work for great men like me.'

Army Barracks

'I'M THE BOSS! Anyway, I read somewhere that it's important for you to know that.'