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"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Trump Poutine

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'More government surveillance!'

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

The Thinker?

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

How men process questions.

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

'Miss Chambers, requisition me some more clout.'

'Yes, I'm sure Latestagrossa is the patient's name, and not the disease!'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"That's right. An increase in your title!"

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

"Italy just bought France."

'It's educational TV, Mom — the redheaded girl in the lime-green bikini has a teaching degree.'

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."