Royal Skeptics Gifts

Coronation Civil Rights

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Now that's an afro!'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

King George I

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

The Unhappy King

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Royal Love

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

King completes rubik's cube.

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'

"With a little luck he'll be a benevolent teenager."

Royal Wedding procession.