Royalty Ridicule Appreciator Gifts

'The poor shlubb -- his country still only has dial-up.'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

The Frog Prince

Princess Anne

Jester Surgeon

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"Nevermore."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

"Actually, we're all better off when he IS sleeping on the job."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

"And to think he started in accounting."

'We knew of your return from your round the world trip - we could smell you a mile away!'

The king's wig is finished --- Run it over to the castle. Ah, the hair to the throne!

Animals of the Royal Wedding

Put it in petty cash.

'Not till you're sixteen.'