Royalty Ridicule Appreciator Prints

'The poor shlubb -- his country still only has dial-up.'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

The Frog Prince

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Princess Anne

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Jester Surgeon

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"Nevermore."

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

"Actually, we're all better off when he IS sleeping on the job."

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

"And to think he started in accounting."

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

"Do NOT refresh this page."

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

'Not till you're sixteen.'

Animals of the Royal Wedding