Princess Fanatic Pillows

Frog Prince.

The Fourth Little Pig

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Lady of the bath...

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

Warrior Woman

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Newt sale

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Catasaurus

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Like that?"

"This will be a tricky operation."