Feminism Fanatic Pillows

"I'm sorry if my income is hurtful to you."

"Stop b******g about men who make more money than we do for the same work. I'm saving that in case no one gets fresh enough to sue for sexism."

"The latest reports say that our industry has one of the WORST gender pay gaps on record. . ."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

The Fourth Little Pig

Woman carries the world.

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

The Ascent of Woman

The Working Woman's Magazine

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

Boy and Bear and Monster

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Newt sale

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Warrior Woman

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Catasaurus