Feminism Enthusiast Pillows

"Do you ever worry that you've had to sacrifice your femininity to succeed?"

'All those in favor of looking at pictures of grandchildren before we discuss 'Feminist Theory' say aye,'

Women's rights.

Woman carries the world.

"...we pay you less because we're men!"

Women's day equality.

'Mommy, a boy in my class called you a name. What's a 'powerchick'?'

'It's Mother's Day! Leave all this for tomorrow...'

"Oh, come on!"

Terrible Results of the Higher Education of Women

'Exactly what are you getting at, Ms. Newborn, when you say 'patriarchy' in that tone of voice?'

Medical school discriminating against women.

'Hi love, I've just come to clean your glass ceiling.'

'By the time we grow up we'll have complete equality with men...Ulcers, high blood pressure,heart attacks...'

"You'd never believe it. I was replaced by a woman at work today"

'But, suppose I raise my consciousness and I don't LIKE it?'

Battle of the sexes.

"If I have to ask permission for every bite, dearest, we'll be mating all day."

"I can't cook, but I can pay."

"I knew it - seventy-eight percent of what male ghostbusters make."

"The 'wage gap' mostly disappears when you control for the fact that women work far fewer hours than men."

The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. XI. - The barrister.

Listening meeting.

'Mom...You're not setting the feminist movement back 50 years just to make me happy, are you?'

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'

Cleaner lifting the globe from a statue of Atlas.

'Here's your membership card, Kate. Congratulations!...The Benevolent Order of Superior Sisterhood! By virtue of being born a girl, you're automatically made a member...'

Woman on Top

Ladies of the Creation! - No. IV - Naturally the female thinks shopping very tiresome.

"No Adam, I don't want to see your scar!"

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

'Of course we're keen to appoint more women but I'm afraid they lack two essential qualifications for a career in banking!' - 'Testicles!'

'Need a hand love?'

'We're all terribly excited you are joining the club.'

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'