Feminist Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'About this patriarchal middle-class morality of yours....'

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Police Feline Unit

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Speed Dating for Turtles

Cariactures

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Selling lemon latt�

Do Not Resuscitate

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Woman carries the world.

'Cannonball!'

Here and There Trays

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'