Feminist Comic Appreciator Pillows

"I'm worried about the sexual harassment in this office - there isn't any!"

Women's Martial Arts Center

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

New, Improved Cat

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

North Pole.

"I've got pride but no shame."

Self-Esteem Clinic.

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

'S**t!'

Well there's something you don't see every day...

"There are tomato genes in the cod, spinach genes in the trout, carrot genes in the halibut..."

Must you people always call during dinner? - Grim Reaper on the phone.

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

"Do we have any candy?"

"I ate something that strongly disagreed with me!"

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

'Wait...if you leave me, can I come too?'

As the Dryer Spins

'This is him, on the hands free.'

CCTV security on heaven's doors.

'Is this the way to the beach?'

Bank robber to teller after robbery: 'Now, I'd like to talk to you about opening a savings account.'

"It's the mark of Cain, but it's benign."

Early traffic survey

"May I focus my customer frustration on you with the understanding you're powerless and it's nothing personal?"

"My loyal opposition wasn't loyal enough."