Feminist Comic Appreciator Prints

"I'm worried about the sexual harassment in this office - there isn't any!"

Women's Martial Arts Center

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

'Sorry'

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

New, Improved Cat

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

North Pole.

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

"I've got pride but no shame."

Self-Esteem Clinic.

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

'S**t!'

Well there's something you don't see every day...

"There are tomato genes in the cod, spinach genes in the trout, carrot genes in the halibut..."

"Are you nuts? This is what I do."

Must you people always call during dinner? - Grim Reaper on the phone.

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

"I ate something that strongly disagreed with me!"

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

"Do we have any candy?"

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

'Wait...if you leave me, can I come too?'

As the Dryer Spins

'Hmmm...I think I know what he's saying here. Sometimes we manage to break through the walls that hold us back, only to find...another wall! Yes! I get it!'

Early traffic survey

CCTV security on heaven's doors.

"It's the mark of Cain, but it's benign."

'Is this the way to the beach?'

'This is him, on the hands free.'

Bank robber to teller after robbery: 'Now, I'd like to talk to you about opening a savings account.'

"May I focus my customer frustration on you with the understanding you're powerless and it's nothing personal?"