Feminist Humorist Prints

'You know, Joan, we could really bowl the enemy over if you fought topless!'

Sanitary Towels - 'now with wings', are flying out the window

Women's Martial Arts Center

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"How barbaric! Females should be wooed by colourful displays, not fighting!"

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

Pregnant Woman - "I think it's coming gift-wrapped."

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

Fertility Clinic

"He and I connected physically, spiritually, emotionally, financially, humorously, technologically, and self-destructively."

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

Man with many tattoos.

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

'Do you have to use your sat-nav for everything?'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug."

"Employees bound to their employer by desperation and fear of unemployment. Now THAT'S my idea of a union!"

'Could you give me big tits?'

"You could say that. I had a D-section."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. X - Miss Brown takes her cousin out fishing,

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

"Have you got anyone on your books who's desperate and doesn't care what I look like?"

'The noise is terrible and the view is horrible. So much for good working conditions.'

Cupid accidentally kills one of his targets.

"You're a pig in bed."

'How sweet, he's smiling. He must be dreaming about me.'

'I've had so many caesareans, I've got a zip.'

'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'

"You know I don't like to cuddle."