Feminist Humorist Prints

'You know, Joan, we could really bowl the enemy over if you fought topless!'

Sanitary Towels - 'now with wings', are flying out the window

Women's Martial Arts Center

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

"How barbaric! Females should be wooed by colourful displays, not fighting!"

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

Pregnant Woman - "I think it's coming gift-wrapped."

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

Fertility Clinic

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

"He and I connected physically, spiritually, emotionally, financially, humorously, technologically, and self-destructively."

"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug."

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

Man with many tattoos.

'Do you have to use your sat-nav for everything?'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"Employees bound to their employer by desperation and fear of unemployment. Now THAT'S my idea of a union!"

'Could you give me big tits?'

"You could say that. I had a D-section."

"You're a pig in bed."

Cupid accidentally kills one of his targets.

"Have you got anyone on your books who's desperate and doesn't care what I look like?"

Ladies of the Creation! - No. X - Miss Brown takes her cousin out fishing,

'The noise is terrible and the view is horrible. So much for good working conditions.'

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

'How sweet, he's smiling. He must be dreaming about me.'

'I've had so many caesareans, I've got a zip.'

'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'

"To think this all began with letting Autocomplete finish our sentences."

"Well I hope this one lasts longer than last year's."