Comic Appreciators Prints

"At last! We've finally reduced our dependency on foreign oil."

"May I focus my customer frustration on you with the understanding you're powerless and it's nothing personal?"

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Early photobombing

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

'Check out the old dude.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

Shakespeare Quote

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

Downsizing.

Pea

Cat has birds on whiskers,

"Does the ark have wifi?"

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."