Comic Appreciators Prints

"At last! We've finally reduced our dependency on foreign oil."

"May I focus my customer frustration on you with the understanding you're powerless and it's nothing personal?"

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Early photobombing

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

The Pink Bantha

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

'Check out the old dude.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

tRUMp, Pirate President

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

Shakespeare Quote

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Cat has birds on whiskers,

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Pea

Downsizing.

"Does the ark have wifi?"