Comics Appreciator Prints

Duck - 'Quack?' Lad - 'No, hallucinogenics.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Fly Fishing

Early photobombing

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Conservation Area

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'Check out the old dude.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

All-Verbal Westerns

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."