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Duck - 'Quack?' Lad - 'No, hallucinogenics.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Fly Fishing

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Early photobombing

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Conservation Area

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'Check out the old dude.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

tRUMp, Pirate President

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."