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"All I'm getting out of him is a lot of profanity."

"I'm going out for a loaf of bread, dear-never to return."

"Wait for it ..."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"Look! No hands!"

Early photobombing

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

'Check out the old dude.'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

tRUMp, Pirate President

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Cat has birds on whiskers,

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

Pea

Downsizing.

'Everything is going to be fine, Mrs.Witzer...'

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.