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Einstein Simplified.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Spot the difference.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

Billy. The Kid.

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Jurassic Parking Lot

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Jean-Paul Sartre

Vlad the Impala

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Freshest ice cream in town!

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Cat Tie

Banana Split...

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Ghost School.