Feminism Enthusiast Gifts

"Do you ever worry that you've had to sacrifice your femininity to succeed?"

'All those in favor of looking at pictures of grandchildren before we discuss 'Feminist Theory' say aye,'

Women's rights.

Woman carries the world.

"...we pay you less because we're men!"

'Mommy, a boy in my class called you a name. What's a 'powerchick'?'

Women's day equality.

'It's Mother's Day! Leave all this for tomorrow...'

'Exactly what are you getting at, Ms. Newborn, when you say 'patriarchy' in that tone of voice?'

'Hi love, I've just come to clean your glass ceiling.'

"Oh, come on!"

Terrible Results of the Higher Education of Women

Medical school discriminating against women.

"You'd never believe it. I was replaced by a woman at work today"

'But, suppose I raise my consciousness and I don't LIKE it?'

Battle of the sexes.

'By the time we grow up we'll have complete equality with men...Ulcers, high blood pressure,heart attacks...'

Woman on Top

"The 'wage gap' mostly disappears when you control for the fact that women work far fewer hours than men."

Listening meeting.

Cleaner lifting the globe from a statue of Atlas.

The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. XI. - The barrister.

"I knew it - seventy-eight percent of what male ghostbusters make."

'Here's your membership card, Kate. Congratulations!...The Benevolent Order of Superior Sisterhood! By virtue of being born a girl, you're automatically made a member...'

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'

'Mom...You're not setting the feminist movement back 50 years just to make me happy, are you?'

"I can't cook, but I can pay."

"If I have to ask permission for every bite, dearest, we'll be mating all day."

'Of course we're keen to appoint more women but I'm afraid they lack two essential qualifications for a career in banking!' - 'Testicles!'

'Need a hand love?'

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

'We're all terribly excited you are joining the club.'

"No Adam, I don't want to see your scar!"

A feminist Christmas.