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Frog Prince.

"You must be my Uber ride."

The Fourth Little Pig

The tooth fairy.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Lady of the bath...

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'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

Newt sale

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Warrior Woman

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Catasaurus

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."